Part One of Two

"This is not just a read - this is an EVENT."

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About the Book..

"So, why a book about a baboon?" we hear you cry! 

Well, the answer is quite simple...  Why not?

What is it you have against baboons?

A more learned reader might inquire as to why the book is about the left testicle of a baboon.

Again, the answer is simple... Why ever not, my liege?

What is it you have against a baboon's left testicle?

And before you all scream "The right one of course!" I feel duty bound to inform you that, sadly, in this case you would be mistaken, for the baboon in our story has suffered a most intimate and injurious injustice, that is to say, his right testicle has been wrenched from its furry pouch by a person, or persons, unknown (except to us of course!) in the hopes that it is the right one to fulfil a long held prophesy and set afoot plans for world domination.

And herein lies the confusion in our tale - does the offending scrotal raider have the right one for the job in hand or is it the wrong one, being the right one? Which is right?

Set alongside this an unlikely group of misfits - including some completely oblivious newly-weds, a 200 year old, dead, gay, (as in dead AND gay, as opposed to dead gay - meaning really gay!) unidextrous pie maker and his curious short arsed lover by the name of Gerard O'nad, a murderous army of Welsh zombies and an all stitching, all dancing counter-army of equally murderous Pearly Kings and Queens and you have an almighty pile of baboon excrement - but an equally almighty 'bloody good read!'

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